Friday, August 28, 2015

The Longshot is back... again

Did you miss me?
Yep, shes back, and in full form too. No more missing front gun, bipod, or 12 round mags, its the Longshot you've always known and loved complete with Elite garb. Which is also a shame because my complete original blue one probably isn't going to be worth anything significant for a couple more years. This has so far only been found on the UK Toys R Us site and I would not be surprised if it hits stateside, it would sell like hotcakes to the people who know what potential these have. No word on US pricing but for you Brits, it's about £50 pounds so I have a feeling it's not going to be cheap when it hits stateside. I have enough sniper type blasters in the house but I still really want one. Keep your eyes peeled.

Monday, August 17, 2015

Reviews Explained

UPDATED AS OF 2018
For blaster reviews the overall format of the reviews is going to stay the same but the rating system is going to be changed from a 1-5 scale to a 1-10 scale. I'm hoping this will eliminate some confusion with the decimals in the old scaling and broaden the amount of things the scale covers. This is a rough generalization because other factors can cause a rating to change and not all blasters perfectly fit these categories. For example, a Hornet AS-6 has the good performance of a 7 but the god awful reliability and ease of use issues of a 2. An oddity like this averages out to a 5 as a result. The Verdict section offers a generalization of the blaster's specifications.
  1. Absolutely the lowest form of garbage anyone can produce. Either does not work at all or performs at extremely poor levels at less than 10 feet. Build quality is terrible, comfort is negligible. (i.e. Atomizer Slingshot, Expand-a-Blast)
  2. Slightly above a 1 in terms of performance at 10 to 20 feet but still considered terrible. Build quality and reliability may be poor. Generally not be well suited for most users. (i.e. Venom Shot, Warthog)
  3. Weak performance at 10 to 30 feet. Build quality and reliability may be decent but generally poor. May or may not be well suited for most users. (i.e. Deploy CS-6, Sawtooth)
  4. Below average performance at 20 to 30 feet. Build quality and reliability varies between decent or poor. May or may not be well suited for most users. (i.e. Mad Hornet, Electric Eel)
  5. Average performance of 20 to 40 feet. Build quality and reliability varies between average or poor. Comfort and ease of use also may vary between decent and poor. (i.e. Burstwave, Sharpfire)
  6. Average performance of  30 to 40 feet. Build quality and reliability varies between decent or poor. Comfort and ease of use also may vary between good and poor. (i.e. Maverick REV-6, Recon CS-6)
  7. Performs at a decent level of 30 to 50 feet, most good older blasters can fall under this category. Build quality is decent and may or may not be reliable. Decently suited for most users. (i.e. Lock n' Load, Blastfire DX-500)
  8. Performs at a good level of around 40 to 50 feet. Build quality is good and holds up to use fairly well. Generally well suited for most users. (i.e. Longshot CS-6, Stryfe)
  9. Performs at a very good level of around 50 to 60 feet with good accuracy. Build quality is notably good and holds up to to use well. Generally well suited for most users. (i.e. Pyragon, Apollo XV-700)
  10. Performs at an excellent level of around 50 to 70+ feet with great accuracy. Build quality is strong and holds up very reliably. Is comfortable and easy to operate for all users. (i.e. Rapidstrike CS-18, Zeus MXV-1200)
Electronics and other miscellaneous reviews won't operate on a 1 to 10 scale and will instead be generalized on a "pros and cons" bullet list since there are too many factors to consider in many of these cases so it's far more easy on myself rather than trying to condense general item reviews on a 1 to 10 scale that I don't feel will work as well. The iPad for example:
  • Support for one of the best styluses in the game.
  • Cheaper than any iPad in Apple's whole lineup, and even some competitors.
  • Signature Apple build quality.
  • iOS is as butter smooth and simple to use as it's always been.
  • The camera is decent, but falls short in low light.
  • Higher spec'd models, including the Pencil can drive the price up.
  • Feels like a very, very minor update, especially without the Pencil.
  • If you already own an older model and don't plan on using the Pencil, it's not worth it.
Most reviews will receive an Is It Better Than? section that briefly compares the product with up to three similar contenders with a "Yes", "No", or "Depends" statement followed by an explanation.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Nerf Rival Zeus MXV-1200 Review (10/10)

This kind of thunder breaks walls and window panes.
My last post covered my trip to Toys R Us to look for these things and while I found the Apollo, I couldn't find the Zeus but as it turned out, they were tucked away on the bottom shelf behind me where all the Air Zone stuff was. This is the bigger of the two Rival blasters and much like the Apollo, it's performance is pretty outstanding.

Saturday, August 15, 2015

Nerf Rival Apollo XV-700 Review (9/10)

Gods are among us... sorta...
My arrival at Toys R Us today was initially disappointing as there was seemingly nothing new on the shelves. I was moments from heading out until I noticed a package full of yellow objects hanging off one of the endcaps and instantly turned back to dig a little deeper. Hidden behind a Rotofury I finally came across the first actual Rival blasters I've seen in person. This is the Apollo, the smaller one of the two and as for a completely new direction for Nerf, I am highly impressed.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Nerf Doomlands 2169 Vagabond Review (8/10)

What a lovely day.
This is Doomlands 2169's other debut blaster, the Vagabond. It's a simple looking long barreled pump action revolver with some pretty killer looks but what lurks on the other side of that half clear shell is a little disappointing. Lets take a closer look.

Monday, August 3, 2015

Nerf Zombiestrike Doominator Review (7/10)

Overkill: excessive use, treatment, or action; too much of something, or in other words; a Doominator.
How do you take an already insane blaster called the Flipfury and make it even more ridiculous? Convert it to pump action, add two more cylinders and you have a complete monstrosity of a weapon, the Doominator. Lets see what this beast is all about.

Saturday, August 1, 2015

Nerf Modulus Strike & Defend Upgrade Kit Review (7/10)

Stock? Pistol? Why don't we have both?
Ok, the Modulus. I really slandered that thing, even though it wasn't that bad of a blaster to begin with. It's just so chuck full of really expensive gimmicks that basically renders any cheaper flywheel blaster of a similar type a more viable option. But there are a few of those attachment kits that have a few nifty things. This is one of them, the Strike & Defend Kit, a rather interesting concept, and it actually does it's job quite well.